when you finish a book and the characters stay with you and the plot fills your mind and you feel everything and you feel like no one else understands what you’re feeling
- Emma: why did the chicken cross the road?
- Mark: why?
- Emma: to get to the idiot's house. knock knock.
- Mark: who's there?
- Emma: the chicken.
- Mark:
- Emma:
- Mark:
- Emma:
- Mark: i won't punch you in the face on one condition.
- Emma: ...yeah?
- Mark: go tell that joke to Diego
an actual video of me in any math class ever.
crying at what someones tagged this
glaswegian ya fool
Is Russia even real
I think it is necessary for me to transcribe what she’s saying because it is EXACTLY how I babytalk to my cat:
“Oh Stepa! So little – little Stepa! My little kiss, where’s my little kiss?? Where are my little fingers? Where are my little legs? Where are my little paws? Stepa!” *shakes his paw* “Say hello! Hello my little one! Hello!” *lies down on him* “Oh how nice, how warm. Good boy…”
to be clear, this bear is named the russian equivalent of “steve”
2016’s Top Ships
Set sail on the S.S. Conceptual Relationship.
1. Clexa +7
Clarke Griffin & Commander Lexa, The 100
2. Dan and Phil
Dan Howell & Phil Lester, YouTubers
3. Larry Stylinson −2
Harry Styles & Louis Tomlinson, One Direction
4. Destiel −1
Dean Winchester & Castiel, Supernatural
5. Malec
Magnus Bane & Alec Lightwood, Shadowhunters
6. Klance
Keith & Lance, Voltron: Legendary Defender
7. Wigetta
Willyrex & Vegetta777, YouTubers
8. Stucky +1
Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes, Captain America: Civil war
9. Kylux
Kylo Ren & General Hux, Star Wars: The Force Awakens
10. Reylo
Rey & Kylo Ren, Star Wars: The Force Awakens
11. Camren
Camila Cabello and Lauren Jauregui, Fifth Harmony
12. Captain Swan −7
Captain Hook & Emma Swan, Once Upon a Time
13. Ladynoir
Ladybug & Cat Noir, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir
14. SasuSaku −7
Sasuke Uchiha & Sakura Haruno, Naruto
15. Stydia
Stiles Stilinski & Lydia Martin, Teen Wolf
16. Bellarke −5
Bellamy Blake & Clarke Griffin, The 100
17. McHanzo
Jesse McCree & Hanzo Shimada, Overwatch
18. NaLu
Natsu Dragneel & Lucy Heartfilia, Fairy Tail
19. Olicity −15
Oliver Queen & Felicity Smoak, Arrow
20. Kagehina
Kageyama Tobio & Hinata Shouyou, Haikyuu!!
The number in italics indicates how many spots an item moved up or down from the previous year. The ones in bold weren’t on the list last year.
Alex + Magnus things
- It’s a well known fact that Magnus can be an absolute idiot sometimes, so he literally ignores his giant crush on Alex until it makes life impossible to live with.
- Like, he’ll walk into a room, see Alex, and promptly walk out.
- He’s watched Alex fight and forgotten that he’s a part of the team, too, and gotten all his teammates killed.
- He also asked Alex to “help him make a vase for his cousin.” Yeah, sure, Magnus. Make a vase for your cousin. Like that’s not a thinly-veiled “SPEND TIME WITH ME PLEASE”.
- Anyway, one day he’s sitting in the library or something and Halfborn, Mallory, and TJ sit down and are like, “Magnus, we need to talk.”
- Sam’s there, too. Just, she’s pretending to mind her own business.
- Anyway, “Magnus, we need to talk,” happens. And all of them are like, “Go ask Alex out. You’re killing us here. LITERALLY.”
- And Magnus is like, “What? Me? Have a crush? IMPOSSIBLE.”
- And Mallory’s like, “I am not dying for this one more time. Do you know how hard it is to get rid of the headaches caused by arrows in the eye? I didn’t think so!”
- So Magnus loses and “has to” ask Alex out.
- So he walks up to Alex, who is sitting in her room doing pottery, as usual, and is like, “DoyouwanttogooutonadatewithmebeforetheworldendsorsomethingbecausemyfriendsthinkI’mliterallykillingthembywatchingyoufightandnotlookingwhereI’mpointingmyswordandIkindofthinkthiswouldbeforthebenefitoftheNineRealmsorsomething.”
- Alex is obviously confused. What the hell? Was that even English? It didn’t sound like Old Norse.
- And because Alex pretty much says whatever comes to mind, what comes out of her mouth is, “Was that English?”
- So Magnus has to slow down and repeat everything again.
- Cue the appearance of Sugar Glider Alex, who comes up when Alex gets nervous.
- And Magnus is like, “Wave your tail once for yes, twice for no, like a seance.”
- Alex turns back into Human Alex and gives him the best “What the fuck is wrong with you?” face she can possibly muster. Obviously it’s a yes, the question was just a little sudden.
- And so Magnus spends the next week stressing about what he’s going to wear and where he and Alex should go, and “Are first dates ice skating and holding hands or sledding and knocking each other into the dirt?”
- Mallory: “It’s summer, idiot.”
- TJ: “I don’t think Alex ice skates.”
- Halfborn: “There’s dragons on Thursdays!”
- Magnus and Alex end up going hiking, because both of them like hiking. And then they end up at Hearth and Blitz’s place for a movie. Kind of like a double date with Magnus’ adoptive parents but… not?
- Alex and Hearth get along really well. Alex asks Hearth to teach him how to swear in ASL, and Hearth is more than happy to oblige. Blitz and Magnus then make it a competition: Who can come up with the most outrageous sentence in ASL?
- Hearth. Hearth can. No question. Hearth is the master of sentences that should never see the light of day. And he thrives on the light of day.
- But Alex’s sentence isn’t bad. It’s definitely not something you’d say in front of polite company. Or company at all.
- Magnus walks Alex back to his room, because that’s the sort of thing you’re supposed to do on a date, right?
- Wrong. Alex turns right around and walks Magnus back to his door. Because he honestly doesn’t think Magnus won’t fall over his own two feet or get hit by a dragon. (See, Magnus? When you act like an idiot for weeks, everyone starts thinking you’re a disaster waiting to happen!)
- And then there’s the whole bit of whether or not they should kiss at the door, because it’s just a first date and all that.
- Alex decides yes. Magnus decides yes, too.
- TJ, Mallory, Halfborn, and Sam have all gathered in the hall and are exchanging bets.
- Magnus slams the door in all of their faces and Alex has the last laugh when Halfborn trips on his way back to his room, taking Mallory, TJ, and Sam down with him.
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